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BREAD.

Posted by addude13 on July 8, 2008

OK, so we had pizza tonight. We don’t get it often, but as I was sitting there waiting for our takeout order, I noted the ridiculousness of the menu options and pondered our country’s obesity problem.

Do you think that a part of it could be this possible meal:

Appetizer: Breadsticks or “cheesy bread”

Entree: Pizza (possibly with a cheese-stuffed crust)

Dessert: Brownies or some other doughy chocolate treat

You can get this meal (or a variation) at any of our finer quick-delivery pizza joints.

And I’m guessing you see the connection between each course:

THEY’RE ALL BREAD!

“Yes, I’ll start with the bread appetizer. For my main course, bread with all the usual toppings. And for dessert, please begin baking five additional loaves of my favorite…BREAD.”

Am I a victim of this breadphilia? Absolutely. I love cookies and cake and pies and breads and muffins. Sure, I try to have wheat bread when I can. (Not a big fan of the whole grains if they have those nutty chunks in them.)

There’s no way to wrap this up with my mossy brain right now. Well, maybe one word:

BREAD.

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Oh really?

Posted by addude13 on June 26, 2008

Just saw one of those Subway commercials where the person shoves a $5 bill in their mouth and ostensibly eats it.

Of course, Subway tells us that the better thing to do is spend the $5 on a Subway sandwich.

And they have to use a disclaimer at the bottom of the screen:

“Dramatization. Do not attempt.”

So wait.  Somebody who is stupid enough to think “hey, maybe I should eat some currency” is, at the same time, smart enough to know the word “dramatization?”

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Unpaid Endorsement: Buffalo Wild Wings Cafe

Posted by addude13 on April 14, 2008

Shannon and I were driving along Belt Line Road in Addison this past Saturday night, cruising the restaurant-heavy avenue for a not-too-expensive, not-too-dressy but still decent place for dinner.

We went past the busiest section, then did a U-turn when we saw a wings place.  We pulled into the parking lot, but it looked like a super-heavy college/high school crowd.  Us being old fogies, we remembered that we saw a Buffalo Wild Wings Cafe further up and headed a few blocks down.

It wasn’t crowded at all, so we got a nice booth near the humongous big screen (showing the Rangers, getting beat again).

We each got an adult beverage (beer for me, mojito for Shannon), and got 12 BBQ wings, 12 medium wings, and an order of mini-corn dogs that was freakin’ awesome.

Crowd was a mix of families, dudes going out to watch the Mavs or Stars, and more of those young’uns out for a good time.

Service was good and attentive.  Manager checked on us twice.

They had outdoor seating, too–maybe next time.

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Starbucks weirdness

Posted by addude13 on March 26, 2008

Yesterday, I got my wife her favorite iced coffee drink (and one for myself), and it cost $7.20.

Today, the same order (although Shannon’s was hot–I forgot to ask for iced) cost $7.63.

Is it really a $0.43 difference from cold to hot?  Ice = -$0.43?  Boiling water costs $0.43 more?

Did the dude yesterday cut me a break?

We may never know.

On a related note, ordering there really is the chore that comedians describe.

Shannon’s drink is:

Decaf Venti Iced Caramel Macchiato with Soy.  (Plus, she adds sugar and/or Splenda on her own.)

I’m slightly easier (and therefore cheaper):

Venti Iced Coffee, five pumps of sweetener/syrup.

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Belated birthday for my beautiful one

Posted by addude13 on March 9, 2008

Tonight, we went to Go Fish in Addison to celebrate Shannon’s birthday (which already happened on 3/6).

What a fantastic dinner we had.  It’s one of those places with really professional waitstaff, where they know their stuff and really seem to care that you enjoy your meal.  (Shout-out to our man, J.D.)

The dinner:

–A bottle of wine (2006 Geyser Sauvignon Blanc, California)

–Complimentary spinach/artichoke dip on marble rye toast points

–Appetizer: Crab cake without breading–I think J.D. said it was held together with cream cheese

–Shannon’s entree: Horseradish & Dill Crusted Atlantic Salmon

–My entree: Chilean Sea Bass “a la Normande”

–Shannon’s dessert: Raspberry and mango sorbet

–My dessert: Flourless chocolate gateau

Their  Web site: http://gofishrestaurants.com/index.php

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100 calories, zero satisfaction

Posted by addude13 on March 3, 2008

At work this morning, I grabbed my coffee (my one cup of the day, barring an emergency) and settled in at my desk. For breakfast, I decided to try one of the 100-calorie packs of cookies we bought yesterday.

(I’m trying to eat/snack healthier/lighter.)

And whilst the cookies were excellent, the serving size is so tiny that I felt I could have eaten about five more packs. Of course, this 600-calorie binge would totally defeat the purpose.

Oh well, maybe I can fill myself up with a Propel-powdered water. That’s only 10 calories, but it’s 16 ounces of liquid refreshment.

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Back bloggin’ because of the public outcry (MySpace blog from 2.26.08)

Posted by addude13 on February 29, 2008

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Back bloggin’ because of the public outcry
Current mood: sweaty

Once more into the fray, or at least into the dank basement that is my mind.

Ralph Nader is back. Oh, Ralph. I feel bad for him. All of the groundswell of support that Obama is getting–that’s what Ralph needed four and eight years ago. I think it comes down to charisma. Ol’ Ralphie Boy has some great ideas that people should be passionate about, but his personality doesn’t inspire. Bummer.

Random endorsement: Twix Java. This is one of the greatest things that ever went into my mouth. You can’t go wrong with a chocolate cookie covered with coffee caramel and milk chocolate. You just can’t.

I hate 95% of all Lexus drivers. I think that when you purchase a Lexus (which, from what I hear, is just a souped-up top-of-the-line Toyota sedan), that “I paid an exorbitant amount for a car, so now I own the road and can drive like sh*t” feeling is a freebie they throw in at the dealership. To paraphrase David Cross: You don’t have to be a Lexus driver to be an a$$hole, but you do have to be an asshole to be a Lexus driver.

Random endorsement: “We Need Girlfriends” on YouTube. A DIY sitcom that NBC allegedly bought and will produce.

I’ve been jotting down notes for another spam-focused blog. Just waiting for the furor over my last one dies down before writing it.

Once again, I have contracted Fantasy Baseball Fever. The only cure? Geeking out and making up extensive lists of players to prepare for the annual drafts of my two leagues. Luckily, Shannon is very cool about this hobby/obsession.

Random endorsement: Board-certified doctors. They’re the only ones I will go to or recommend. And yes, I do become a bit of an academic snob when researching a new physician. I’m not 100% keen on seeing someone from the Universidad de Tijuana or Southeastern Montana College of Medicine.

Over the past several years, I’ve become a boxing fan. And although last Saturday’s Klitschko/Ibragimov heavyweight bout was an incredible snore, I really like how Klitschko (who won) is trying to unify the FOUR different heavyweight belts. For non-boxing fans, there are at least four major sanctioning organizations within the sport, all of whom have title belts. Not to mention the “unofficial” Ring Magazine championships. Klitschko’s win gave him two belts. I really hope his matches for the other two actually happen, and are infinitely more interesting than this first match.

Yesterday it was 80 degrees and sunny here. We even did some brainstorming outside in the courtyard at work this afternoon. Today, it’s like 54 and sunny. Some might cringe at the thought of a 26-degree drop. But I’ll take it any day over snow, slush, ice and temps in the 20s or 30s.

I had my every-eight-week Remicade treatment yesterday. Basically, I sit there for three hours or so while this monoclonal antibody is infused via IV. I’ve been going for these infusions for several years, and it’s usually fine. Sometimes I’ll sleep, or watch TV if they have it, or read, or pretend to do work that I’ve brought. Sometimes, I’ll share illness stories with the other patients (if there are any). Yesterday’s companions were both Rheumatoid Arthritis patients–one very nice 70-year-old lady with more metal joint replacements than she could count, the other a 50ish woman who used to live in Hawaii but was driven away by the humid climate (and its effects on her physically).

Speaking of medicine, I’m switching gastroenterologists. I do like the guy I’ve been seeing since I moved to Texas, but two straight horrible “customer service” issues have sent me packing. When you call in a prescription refill, you don’t get a nurse or the doctor. You get a receptionist or one of the various customer service reps at this large practice. And twice in the past several months, I’ve had to make multiple calls to both the pharmacy and the office (who was to blame) and basically missed doses of my medication because the promise that “we called it in” was either a lie or accidentally untrue. I need my meds, and I need a direct line to somebody who says they’ll do something and gets it done. So goodbye, G.I.

Enough serious crap. How about “The Moment of Truth” on Fox? Last night, I didn’t see the whole thing, but apparently a contestant admitted (right in front of her husband) that she would leave him if her ex-boyfriend would take her back. Which brings up the ultimate question: what’s worth more, your marriage or the $25,000 she stood to lose by just quitting? Apparently for her, it was the cash.
[Editor's Note: Hi, Editor here. I just Wikipedia'd up the show, and it seems that she did admit that she'd leave her hubby for the ex. In a fun twist, she ended up losing $100,000 because she lied when she said that yes, she thought she was a good person. Awesome.]

Tonight is American Idol, which is nowhere near as fun without all the crazy people.

End transmission. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed it. If not, you can get your money back by calling 1-900-GET-A-LIF.

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