@Patrick_West Not sure how DJ Lance's arrival skipped our attention. Maybe next time they're on tour, our girls will be old enough. 1 hour ago
Loves that @TheSharkDaymond is a brilliant billionaire who sits around quoting Superbad and Napoleon Dynamite at 1AM EST. 1 hour ago
I don't care that they're probably not chicken and probably horrible for you. I crave Chicken McNuggets. 1 hour ago
COOL: I think I'm the reincarnation of Albert Einstein. UNCOOL: You can't bring your old brain with you to your new body. 1 day ago
@EricSeidman My DVD is sitting by the computer, taunting me to watch it. I've got 7-month-old girls, so it'll probably be in half-hour bits. 2 days ago
