Just saw one of those Subway commercials where the person shoves a $5 bill in their mouth and ostensibly eats it.
Of course, Subway tells us that the better thing to do is spend the $5 on a Subway sandwich.
And they have to use a disclaimer at the bottom of the screen:
“Dramatization. Do not attempt.”
So wait. Somebody who is stupid enough to think “hey, maybe I should eat some currency” is, at the same time, smart enough to know the word “dramatization?”